Jokes of the week

Hello, Folks! Here is the joke of the week:


Man: Master, what does sham mean?
Master: Sham means fake in a language.
The man soon went to a store.
Man: Shopkeeper, do you have something that will keep my daughter's hair clean?
Shopkeeper: Here, have some shampoo.
Man: Hey, you cheat! Give me the real poo!
Shopkeeper: ????

Once a zoo owner got a truck load of penguins and asked his hired servant to take them to the zoo. He gave the servant $20 to do this. The zoo owner waited hours and hours, and finally the servant came back, with the penguins. The zoo owner was fumed. He said, "What did you do! Why didn't you take the penguins to the zoo!" The servant said, "I did, master. they enjoyed all the animals. I had remaining money, so I took them to the movies too!"


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