Jokes of the week

Hey folks, here are some jokes!!

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his 

desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the 

young man yields to temptation and scarfs down 

over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses 

to his crime. "Don''t worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my 

teeth, all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&M''s, i have kept the remains in the box."

Get it?? The young man ate all the peanuts which he licked the chocolate off!!

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Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. 

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes. 

The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps

After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.